Samuel L. Jackson sums up all five seasons of Game of Thrones in perfect 8 minute video
Whether you’ve managed to miss out on the five seasons of Game of Thrones so far, or you’re just in need of a quick and hilarious recap, Samuel L. Jackson is here to get you up to speed in style.
In a new, swear-filled video clocking in at just under 8 minutes, the Django Unchained actor concisely summarises the HBO fantasy hit with enough attitude and wit to have us fearing for our jobs.
“Nice family, right? Don’t get attached. I’m just sayin'”, jokes Jackson as he introduces the Stark family. Then, after a nice walkthrough of the rest of the major cast and locations, we’re informed that “Peacetime is done! Finito!”, as everybody’s out to take the iron throne.
We just about lose it when Jackson declares “These motherf***ers is cold” of the wildlings, which joins “Bran? Bran trippin'”, “Arya’s workin’ on her revenge dance”, and “This assho'” (in reference to Joffrey) on our list of favourite lines.
Honestly though, the whole thing’s just great, so go ahead and watch Samuel L. Jackson’s full, uncensored ‘Game of Thrones Beginners’ Guide‘ below.